![]() But 2,500 is supposed to be the new 1,500, isn’t it? The good thing about being this old is there’s no peer pressure. MFT: No offense is intended, but you look a little long in the tooth. They say I still have "feminine wiles." Like that’s still a superpower in 1982! RWW: I’d be a spokesperson for anything! I could really use the money, too-rehab is expensive, and the Justice League won’t give me my disability. MFT: Would you ever be the spokesperson for adult diapers? Could you imagine having a baby at my age? It’s not that I can’t breast-feed, it’s just that my arms aren’t long enough. RWW: He was always pestering me to have kids! I finally kicked him to the curb last year. I can’t remember where I parked it! More recently, I tried to get an invisible cane, but the best I could do was "slimming black." I think it makes my butt look smaller. RWW: Oh, I haven’t seen the invisible jet for years. ![]() MFT: Did you trade in your invisible jet for an invisible walker? But I did enjoy punching Nazis, I’ll be honest with you. And my hearing isn’t so good after a lifetime of dodging bullets and the ear-piercing screams of all the people I saved. RWW: It’s all kind of a blur now, but that’s probably because of the cataracts. MFT: What's one of your best memories as Wonder Woman? MFT: What have you been up to since then? Suffice it to say, I still get nervous around balloon animals. Retired Wonder Woman: It wasn’t my choice-it was the result of a horrible accident involving a traveling circus and an air hose. Michael Fitzgerald Troy: When and why did you choose to retire? I proudly give you "Retired Wonder Woman." ![]() And my friends who have met her say that to know her is to love her. Though, I have yet to meet her in person, I have admired her from afar. ![]() This week, we have the opportunity to chat with cosplayer, convention goer, and comedienne "Retired Wonder Woman," as she gives us a look back at her lustrous career and a glimpse into what life is like for a retired superhero. ![]()
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